So we all went ballistic when Time Magazine included golf as one of the top ten evil sports in the world, but maybe they were right:

MAYBE GOLF IS EVIL

WE KNOW THAT GOLF TAKES TIME AND MONEY

OR

GOLF = TIME X MONEY

BUT WE ALSO KNOW THAT

TIME = MONEY

SO THAT WHAT WE’RE REALLY SAYING IS

GOLF = MONEY X MONEY

BUT SINCE MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL

THAT MEANS THAT

GOLF = THE SQUARE ROOT OF EVIL X THE SQUARE ROOT OF EVIL

OR SIMPLY

GOLF = EVIL

I still love the game though.  Guess that makes me evil.

 

 

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